Established ~3000 BCE

Intergalactic Custody Agency

We are not sellers. We are custodians. We connect. We protect. We wait.

The Broker
Founder & CEO

The Broker

For over five millennia, The Broker has served as the bridge between Earth and the countless beings seeking connection across the stars. Neither fully human nor entirely alien, he exists in the space between worlds.

His word is his bond across 47 star systems. When he speaks of patience, he speaks from experience measured in centuries.

"Distance is merely a number. Connection transcends light-years."

Our Mission

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Connect

The galaxy teems with intelligent life. For millennia, beings from across the cosmos have sought connection with species on distant worlds. We make those connections possible.

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Protect

Every alien in our registry is kept safe. Distance, physics, and interstellar bureaucracy prevent immediate pickup—but they cannot prevent the formation of bonds.

Wait

Custodianship is a commitment that transcends time itself. We wait with you. We wait with them. Eventually, distance will be just a memory.

Our History

~3000 BCE

First Contact

The Broker establishes first contact protocols with Earth.

~500 BCE

First Custodians

First recorded human custody agreements (since lost to history).

1947

Modern Era

Modern operations begin. Roswell was a custody transfer gone wrong.

1980

Digital Registry

Digital registry system established for improved record-keeping.

2024

Public Launch

Public interface launched at alienbroker.com

Present

50+ Beings

Over 50 beings awaiting custodians in our registry.

Ready to Connect?

Browse our registry and find the being waiting for you.

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