Established ~3000 BCE
Intergalactic Custody Agency
We are not sellers. We are custodians. We connect. We protect. We wait.
The Broker
For over five millennia, The Broker has served as the bridge between Earth and the countless beings seeking connection across the stars. Neither fully human nor entirely alien, he exists in the space between worlds.
His word is his bond across 47 star systems. When he speaks of patience, he speaks from experience measured in centuries.
"Distance is merely a number. Connection transcends light-years."
Our Mission
Connect
The galaxy teems with intelligent life. For millennia, beings from across the cosmos have sought connection with species on distant worlds. We make those connections possible.
Protect
Every alien in our registry is kept safe. Distance, physics, and interstellar bureaucracy prevent immediate pickup—but they cannot prevent the formation of bonds.
Wait
Custodianship is a commitment that transcends time itself. We wait with you. We wait with them. Eventually, distance will be just a memory.
Our History
First Contact
The Broker establishes first contact protocols with Earth.
First Custodians
First recorded human custody agreements (since lost to history).
Modern Era
Modern operations begin. Roswell was a custody transfer gone wrong.
Digital Registry
Digital registry system established for improved record-keeping.
Public Launch
Public interface launched at alienbroker.com
50+ Beings
Over 50 beings awaiting custodians in our registry.